meeya87:

dracosplayground:

akoaykayumanggi:

moniquill:

moniquill:

ladywaflles:

littlemotherfucker:

viktorserket:

asksweetstalker:

ask-vendorman:

askswagslender:

sinfulnekorose:

icicle-frost:

meexart:

causeallidoisdance:

connormpreg:

littlemotherfucker:

iwwantyourglub:

makararousal:

theladystache:

yeah. here you go Tumblr.

I wonder when people will start shipping them.

i wwish i could get some sexy anons i got mostly cute ones

dont get me wwrong i lovve em just

dat sexy anon

hater/creepy otp

otp. also shipped sexy with loud just because babies

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

AHAHAHA

OMG I couldn’t help it XD

nope I’m done. so done

TUMBLR YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME START DRAWING ANON COUPLES FUCKING STOP ASOIDFJAWE OMFG

^^ THIS ^^ 

I have my new art project…

(perfeeeeCCCT)

OMG OMG OMG I’m hyper ventilating fromthis ohjegusjkegjnkrefjhioktrjiokrtjmnoiphbjrmtoik

iT GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT 

Yo this NEEDS some fic to clarify the images because right now it’s not looking super consenty.

And here I am again, caving to my own demands:

     Hater had just gotten home from a long day sending ‘LOL THIS SUX WATER U STUPID?’ to a vast array of inboxes. He closed the door and before he could even unzip his hoodie something grabbed him from behind. Hater flailed wildly, attempting to throw a punch only to have it connect with a dark, writhing mass. It flowed around him and abruptly he found the smiling eyeless face of Creepy under his hand. It was fucked up when Creepy just shape shifted like that, and Hater pulled his hands back.

      “Shit, Creepy!” Hater huffed. Creepy only grinned.

      “Welcome home,” Creepy purred “Bad day today? You feel so…tense…”

      Creepy’s tendrils moved sinuously along Hater’s back, and he found himself sighing.

      “A bunch of these touchy SJA assholes teamed up and got me banned and then one of them found my facebook and now they’re all just reblogging my name over and over.”

      “Tragic,” Creepy said, flowing around him. “Perhaps I can think of something to…ease your mind…”

      “You can’t keep doing this,” Hater said, feeling his face flush, leaning back against Creepy’s flowing form as one of Creepy’s tendrils found its way under the edge of his hoodie. “Breaking and enter is-”

      “Creepy? I did leave you a note this morning.”

      “Shut up,” Hater said, unbuttoning his fly.

      “Oh does that mean I’m not invited anymore?” Creepy hissed, his breath unnervingly cool against Hater’s neck. “Should I go away?”

     “Don’t you fucking dare,” Hater replied.

No, no, no, no, you guys aren’t going to suck me into another fandom like what happened with JupiterxEarth and the Milkyway fandom nope, nope…….Ah fuck I’m shipping anons now whyyyyyyyyy?

Oh gods….it’s gotten 5000000% better since I last saw it! XD 

is there any Cute anon and Sexy anon art or fic somewhere?

(via chaoticwaltz)

selfmadesuperhero:

kissedmequiteinsane:

theangelslietokeepcontrol:

lalondes-wonking:

bootylicious-buggy:

kdm13:

nihanwater:

meg546:

restless-daydreamer:

natcat5:

bloggish:

enchantedtulip:

sir-pimp-master-arthur:

irmesia:

im-the-muthafucking-leaf:

bledri:

racethewind10:

sicani:

Jupiter may have just saved Earth from a devastating impact event

Something just went down on Jupiter. Monday morning, at 11:35:30 UT, amateur astronomers glimpsed a brief but blazing flash of light in the upper reaches of the planet’s cloudy atmosphere. If past observations are any indication, Jupiter may have just sustained a major impact event. If that’s the case, the gas giant may have just saved Earth from a devastating cosmic collision.

Bitches please. That was the USS Enterprise coming out of warp. 

Bless you Jupiter.

Thank you, Jupiter!

Jupiter/Earth
OTP.

I ship it

How long until we can expect the fanfiction? 

  “Hey Jupiter!” Earth burst in, grinning wildly. “Where are you? Some of my scientists got this theory about your moons and-“

“I’m over here.” The voice calls out from another room and Earth frowns. Why does Jupiter even have rooms? Hesitant, he walks into another room, to find Jupiter. The man is standing shirtless, which could be a little awkward, until he notices Jupiter standing slouched and the red, inflamed burn along his torso.

“Jupiter?! What happened?!” Without a second thought he rushes forward, grabbing ice off a table and wrapping it in a towel, and pressing it to the burn. Jupiter jumps back, and Earth whacks his hand. “Stay still! Trust me, I know what I’m doing. We have actual medical professionals on my planet. We have actual people on my planet.”

“…Hello, Earth.” Then Earth realises his position, kneeling in front of Jupiter and with his hands pressed to the other man’s chest. And he hasn’t even said hello. He blushes.

Must defuse situation. “Uh, hi!” he says awkwardly. “Sorry about bursting in. You know me, always interfering with everything and thinking I know what’s best for everyone, ha ha!”

Jupiter chuckles. “It’s fine.” Earth notices the ice is heating up so he takes it out of the towel, swaps it for more ice. Jupiter winces as Earth reapplies the bundle.

“Seriously though,” Earth says, “What happened?”

Jupiter sighs. “Impact event. Asteroid, comet,” he says.

Earth stops dead. Impact events. He’s seen a few of those in his time, and they’ve always been so much worse for him than anyone else - the rest of his solar system is barren enough it doesn’t count, but him, teeming with life and ideas and species. He still remembers when he lost the dinosaurs, in a haze of fire and ash and poison. Woke up centuries later, smaller and fragile. He loved them so much, and still remembers them. It terrifies him to think of such a thing happening again, even to his humans, with all they’ve done to the planet - he loves them too.

And… Jupiter. “I’m so sorry,” he says, blinking through the haze of emotion.

“It’s alright,” smiles Jupiter, and Earth wants to ask how can it possibly be alright? “It’s not exactly an uncommon occurrence. Largest planet in the solar system; I think my mass just attracts things.”

“What?” Earth leaps to his feet. “But - that’s not fair!”

Jupiter cocks his head to the side. “Greatest mass, greatest target. Laws of physics. How is that not fair?”

“Because - because you haven’t done anything wrong!”

Jupiter laughs again. “Oh, right. You and all your lifeforms, and their concepts - fairness, morality, karma.”

“Don’t mock me; they don’t even all have those, anyway,” Earth huffs. “But how can you… Look at that burn, man. And you’re telling me this is nothing?”

Jupiter briefly looks down at the oozing, crusting thing. “Well, what would happen if I wasn’t here, huh?” he asks. “The meteors - or comets, or asteroids, or whatever - would get past me, hit the smaller planets behind. Your best friend Mars… or Venus and Mercury, nuts as they are. Or you.”

Earth gulps. “You shouldn’t have to do this for us,” he says.

Jupiter smiles, before pulling Earth into his embrace. Um. Okay. “It’s alright, Earth. I don’t mind. After all - I’m a gas giant, emphasis on the giant. I can get by, pretty much no matter what happens. Other people are more important. People like you. You’re… special.”

“I’m not,” says Earth. “I’m not special. Just… self-important.”

Jupiter chuckles again. “You’re better than you think you are. You’re alive, Earth, and that’s the most important thing. You have people, ideas, emotions still to share. You have so much to find, so much to see, so much to explore. You’re fragile, and I wouldn’t let you get set back by just any old meteor. You are special, Earth; you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”

“ you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”

And then I actually started to ship it. 

What the hell. 

Tumblr: The only place where we have homoerotic fanfiction about two planets.

omg i ship it. 

better love story than twilight

I can’t believe I actually teared up over a couple planets…

What.

Am I late for this ship?

So are there any vidders yet?

otp: you’re worth a thousand burns

i don’t know if i’m sobbing or laughing hysterically or dying 

(via dreamcreek)

emilianadarling:

— Entirely accurate fan reaction to Agent Phil Coulson’s death. (x)

(Source: , via sidekick-clecle)

magna-phoenix:

baconbits10:

tumblr titans.

-theme music starts- When there’s trouble you know who to call… tumblr titans!

From our dashboards we can see it all… tumblr titans!

When a troll is on the attack. You can rest knowing we got your back. Cause when our fandom needs bloggers on patrol… tumblr titans GO!

When our roleplayers reunite… tumblr titans!

Never met a hater that we liked… tumblr titans!

We got shipping wars on the run. We never stop until the flamers are gone. Cause when our fandom is losing all control… tumblr titans GO!

1, 2, 3, 4, GO! tumblr titans♫

(via sidekick-clecle)

meeya87:

dracosplayground:

akoaykayumanggi:

moniquill:

moniquill:

ladywaflles:

littlemotherfucker:

viktorserket:

asksweetstalker:

ask-vendorman:

askswagslender:

sinfulnekorose:

icicle-frost:

meexart:

causeallidoisdance:

connormpreg:

littlemotherfucker:

iwwantyourglub:

makararousal:

theladystache:

yeah. here you go Tumblr.

I wonder when people will start shipping them.

i wwish i could get some sexy anons i got mostly cute ones

dont get me wwrong i lovve em just

dat sexy anon

hater/creepy otp

otp. also shipped sexy with loud just because babies

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

AHAHAHA

OMG I couldn’t help it XD

nope I’m done. so done

TUMBLR YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME START DRAWING ANON COUPLES FUCKING STOP ASOIDFJAWE OMFG

^^ THIS ^^ 

I have my new art project…

(perfeeeeCCCT)

OMG OMG OMG I’m hyper ventilating fromthis ohjegusjkegjnkrefjhioktrjiokrtjmnoiphbjrmtoik

iT GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT 

Yo this NEEDS some fic to clarify the images because right now it’s not looking super consenty.

And here I am again, caving to my own demands:

     Hater had just gotten home from a long day sending ‘LOL THIS SUX WATER U STUPID?’ to a vast array of inboxes. He closed the door and before he could even unzip his hoodie something grabbed him from behind. Hater flailed wildly, attempting to throw a punch only to have it connect with a dark, writhing mass. It flowed around him and abruptly he found the smiling eyeless face of Creepy under his hand. It was fucked up when Creepy just shape shifted like that, and Hater pulled his hands back.

      “Shit, Creepy!” Hater huffed. Creepy only grinned.

      “Welcome home,” Creepy purred “Bad day today? You feel so…tense…”

      Creepy’s tendrils moved sinuously along Hater’s back, and he found himself sighing.

      “A bunch of these touchy SJA assholes teamed up and got me banned and then one of them found my facebook and now they’re all just reblogging my name over and over.”

      “Tragic,” Creepy said, flowing around him. “Perhaps I can think of something to…ease your mind…”

      “You can’t keep doing this,” Hater said, feeling his face flush, leaning back against Creepy’s flowing form as one of Creepy’s tendrils found its way under the edge of his hoodie. “Breaking and enter is-”

      “Creepy? I did leave you a note this morning.”

      “Shut up,” Hater said, unbuttoning his fly.

      “Oh does that mean I’m not invited anymore?” Creepy hissed, his breath unnervingly cool against Hater’s neck. “Should I go away?”

     “Don’t you fucking dare,” Hater replied.

No, no, no, no, you guys aren’t going to suck me into another fandom like what happened with JupiterxEarth and the Milkyway fandom nope, nope…….Ah fuck I’m shipping anons now whyyyyyyyyy?

Oh gods….it’s gotten 5000000% better since I last saw it! XD 

is there any Cute anon and Sexy anon art or fic somewhere?

(via chaoticwaltz)

selfmadesuperhero:

kissedmequiteinsane:

theangelslietokeepcontrol:

lalondes-wonking:

bootylicious-buggy:

kdm13:

nihanwater:

meg546:

restless-daydreamer:

natcat5:

bloggish:

enchantedtulip:

sir-pimp-master-arthur:

irmesia:

im-the-muthafucking-leaf:

bledri:

racethewind10:

sicani:

Jupiter may have just saved Earth from a devastating impact event

Something just went down on Jupiter. Monday morning, at 11:35:30 UT, amateur astronomers glimpsed a brief but blazing flash of light in the upper reaches of the planet’s cloudy atmosphere. If past observations are any indication, Jupiter may have just sustained a major impact event. If that’s the case, the gas giant may have just saved Earth from a devastating cosmic collision.

Bitches please. That was the USS Enterprise coming out of warp. 

Bless you Jupiter.

Thank you, Jupiter!

Jupiter/Earth
OTP.

I ship it

How long until we can expect the fanfiction? 

  “Hey Jupiter!” Earth burst in, grinning wildly. “Where are you? Some of my scientists got this theory about your moons and-“

“I’m over here.” The voice calls out from another room and Earth frowns. Why does Jupiter even have rooms? Hesitant, he walks into another room, to find Jupiter. The man is standing shirtless, which could be a little awkward, until he notices Jupiter standing slouched and the red, inflamed burn along his torso.

“Jupiter?! What happened?!” Without a second thought he rushes forward, grabbing ice off a table and wrapping it in a towel, and pressing it to the burn. Jupiter jumps back, and Earth whacks his hand. “Stay still! Trust me, I know what I’m doing. We have actual medical professionals on my planet. We have actual people on my planet.”

“…Hello, Earth.” Then Earth realises his position, kneeling in front of Jupiter and with his hands pressed to the other man’s chest. And he hasn’t even said hello. He blushes.

Must defuse situation. “Uh, hi!” he says awkwardly. “Sorry about bursting in. You know me, always interfering with everything and thinking I know what’s best for everyone, ha ha!”

Jupiter chuckles. “It’s fine.” Earth notices the ice is heating up so he takes it out of the towel, swaps it for more ice. Jupiter winces as Earth reapplies the bundle.

“Seriously though,” Earth says, “What happened?”

Jupiter sighs. “Impact event. Asteroid, comet,” he says.

Earth stops dead. Impact events. He’s seen a few of those in his time, and they’ve always been so much worse for him than anyone else - the rest of his solar system is barren enough it doesn’t count, but him, teeming with life and ideas and species. He still remembers when he lost the dinosaurs, in a haze of fire and ash and poison. Woke up centuries later, smaller and fragile. He loved them so much, and still remembers them. It terrifies him to think of such a thing happening again, even to his humans, with all they’ve done to the planet - he loves them too.

And… Jupiter. “I’m so sorry,” he says, blinking through the haze of emotion.

“It’s alright,” smiles Jupiter, and Earth wants to ask how can it possibly be alright? “It’s not exactly an uncommon occurrence. Largest planet in the solar system; I think my mass just attracts things.”

“What?” Earth leaps to his feet. “But - that’s not fair!”

Jupiter cocks his head to the side. “Greatest mass, greatest target. Laws of physics. How is that not fair?”

“Because - because you haven’t done anything wrong!”

Jupiter laughs again. “Oh, right. You and all your lifeforms, and their concepts - fairness, morality, karma.”

“Don’t mock me; they don’t even all have those, anyway,” Earth huffs. “But how can you… Look at that burn, man. And you’re telling me this is nothing?”

Jupiter briefly looks down at the oozing, crusting thing. “Well, what would happen if I wasn’t here, huh?” he asks. “The meteors - or comets, or asteroids, or whatever - would get past me, hit the smaller planets behind. Your best friend Mars… or Venus and Mercury, nuts as they are. Or you.”

Earth gulps. “You shouldn’t have to do this for us,” he says.

Jupiter smiles, before pulling Earth into his embrace. Um. Okay. “It’s alright, Earth. I don’t mind. After all - I’m a gas giant, emphasis on the giant. I can get by, pretty much no matter what happens. Other people are more important. People like you. You’re… special.”

“I’m not,” says Earth. “I’m not special. Just… self-important.”

Jupiter chuckles again. “You’re better than you think you are. You’re alive, Earth, and that’s the most important thing. You have people, ideas, emotions still to share. You have so much to find, so much to see, so much to explore. You’re fragile, and I wouldn’t let you get set back by just any old meteor. You are special, Earth; you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”

“ you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”

And then I actually started to ship it. 

What the hell. 

Tumblr: The only place where we have homoerotic fanfiction about two planets.

omg i ship it. 

better love story than twilight

I can’t believe I actually teared up over a couple planets…

What.

Am I late for this ship?

So are there any vidders yet?

otp: you’re worth a thousand burns

i don’t know if i’m sobbing or laughing hysterically or dying 

(via dreamcreek)

emilianadarling:

— Entirely accurate fan reaction to Agent Phil Coulson’s death. (x)

(Source: , via sidekick-clecle)

magna-phoenix:

baconbits10:

tumblr titans.

-theme music starts- When there’s trouble you know who to call… tumblr titans!

From our dashboards we can see it all… tumblr titans!

When a troll is on the attack. You can rest knowing we got your back. Cause when our fandom needs bloggers on patrol… tumblr titans GO!

When our roleplayers reunite… tumblr titans!

Never met a hater that we liked… tumblr titans!

We got shipping wars on the run. We never stop until the flamers are gone. Cause when our fandom is losing all control… tumblr titans GO!

1, 2, 3, 4, GO! tumblr titans♫

(via sidekick-clecle)