Tumblr Tips

canering:

last updated: 15 April 2012

Here are some useful extensions, scripts, and tutorials for Tumblr. Scripts require a simple, one click install for Google Chrome. Firefox users may need to download Greasemonkey first before installing scripts.

As far as I know, these scripts/extensions can work together. 

I’ll add more links as I think of them, and feel free to share your own tips or resources. 

Popular:

  • Missing E - Probably the most popular Tumblr extension. Features: one click reblog/queue/drafts, automatically clears all tags when reblogging, adds tags to ask/reply, allows one click reply to comments, shuffle queue, adds timestamp to posts on your dashboard, replaces text (reblog, notes) with picture icons, and more. Downside: Tumblr apparently hates Missing E, and will try to scare you into disabling it.
  • Xkit - Similar to Missing E. Some additional features: Unfollower check, shorten long posts on dashboard, highlight key terms in posts, download mp3 from audio posts. 
  • Tumblr Savior - Blacklist tags that you do not want to see on your dashboard. Downside: Not everyone tags.

Some selections from a larger collection of scripts (please note that I don’t use all of these, so I don’t know which ones still work):

Within Tumblr:

Tumblr etiquette:

Your tumblr:

Tumblr theme cutomization:

For visitors:

For images:

  • Amychophilia: sexual arousal from scratching
  • Stigmatophilia: sexual arousal from tattoos and piercings
  • Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal from biting
  • Basorexia: strong craving or hunger for kissing
  • Tumblr: the place that helped us discover we all suffer from sexual disorders

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

image

*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

wish I was this cool

    Here's what it seems like

  • Two Days Ago on Tumblr: la la la la la flower crowns happy happy gifs squiddles
  • Today: HOLY SHIT POLITICS VIVA LA REVOLUTION GREECE RUSSIA GAY RIGHTS FILIBUSTER

Great tumblr mysteries

i-dobelieveincommas:

  • The name of the Doctor
  • What happened in Budapest
  • How Sherlock survived
  • Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from

endofunctor:

trashtoro:

theladyoflight:

SAFE.TUMBLR.COM/TAGGED/[YOUR TAG] WILL LITERALLY CHANGE YOUR TUMBLR BROWSING LIFE.

No more browsing countless pages of tags to find a photoset, picture, or video while having to shift through dozens of annoying text posts and RP blogs!

Just simply put http://safe.tumblr.com/tagged/[your tag] into your browser and only see the most popular, relevant posts that you’re looking for.

Happy browsing!

I’M GOING TO CRY

neat

i think this is the first tracked tag related tip that actually works

i know it’s not just the most recent posts because i’ve seen stuff that was posted months ago near the top so there is some kind of popularity-ranking thing

virtual-heroin:

queen-of-bakerstreet:

ihuggedmikeyway:

aangnog:

pearlsandlockets:

aangnog:

we all masturbate in the same language

and what language is this?

loneliness

that was deep

so were my fingers last night

omg

Something tumblr has taught me

calysto1395:

fefeferi:

infinite-insanityy:

thesuperwalkingdeadangels:

gingeritt:

sargentwaffle:

natashhha:

“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason

“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable 

“for science” is a good excuse

don’t forget the stars are not in position as a perfect reason to not do something

“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.

you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you

“but everything changed when the fire nation attacked”

Things I wish I knew when I started tumbling

gallifreyansquid:

karatam:

colsandbradders:

i am so slow

you can look at the posts on a certain day?

jfc

url.tumblr.com/day/2011/12/25 <- what you posted last christmas

omfg chRIST WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS BEFORE????

makes my fckn life EASIER

#WHY ISN’T THIS SHIT IN THE HELP SECTION

BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF USE IS EVER IN THE HELP SECTION

I MUST SPREAD THE WORD TO MY FOLLOWERS

Two things can happen when we find out who wins this election

pewdies-broarmy:

You will come on tumblr and everyone will be like this:

Or you will come on and everyone will be like this:

meeya87:

dracosplayground:

akoaykayumanggi:

moniquill:

moniquill:

ladywaflles:

littlemotherfucker:

viktorserket:

asksweetstalker:

ask-vendorman:

askswagslender:

sinfulnekorose:

icicle-frost:

meexart:

causeallidoisdance:

connormpreg:

littlemotherfucker:

iwwantyourglub:

makararousal:

theladystache:

yeah. here you go Tumblr.

I wonder when people will start shipping them.

i wwish i could get some sexy anons i got mostly cute ones
dont get me wwrong i lovve em just
dat sexy anon

hater/creepy otp


otp. also shipped sexy with loud just because babies

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


AHAHAHA
OMG I couldn’t help it XD

nope I’m done. so done

TUMBLR YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME START DRAWING ANON COUPLES FUCKING STOP ASOIDFJAWE OMFG

^^ THIS ^^ 

I have my new art project…

(perfeeeeCCCT)

OMG OMG OMG I’m hyper ventilating fromthis ohjegusjkegjnkrefjhioktrjiokrtjmnoiphbjrmtoik



iT GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT 

Yo this NEEDS some fic to clarify the images because right now it’s not looking super consenty.

And here I am again, caving to my own demands:
     Hater had just gotten home from a long day sending ‘LOL THIS SUX WATER U STUPID?’ to a vast array of inboxes. He closed the door and before he could even unzip his hoodie something grabbed him from behind. Hater flailed wildly, attempting to throw a punch only to have it connect with a dark, writhing mass. It flowed around him and abruptly he found the smiling eyeless face of Creepy under his hand. It was fucked up when Creepy just shape shifted like that, and Hater pulled his hands back.
      “Shit, Creepy!” Hater huffed. Creepy only grinned.
      “Welcome home,” Creepy purred “Bad day today? You feel so…tense…”
      Creepy’s tendrils moved sinuously along Hater’s back, and he found himself sighing.
      “A bunch of these touchy SJA assholes teamed up and got me banned and then one of them found my facebook and now they’re all just reblogging my name over and over.”
      “Tragic,” Creepy said, flowing around him. “Perhaps I can think of something to…ease your mind…”
      “You can’t keep doing this,” Hater said, feeling his face flush, leaning back against Creepy’s flowing form as one of Creepy’s tendrils found its way under the edge of his hoodie. “Breaking and enter is-”
      “Creepy? I did leave you a note this morning.”
      “Shut up,” Hater said, unbuttoning his fly.
      “Oh does that mean I’m not invited anymore?” Creepy hissed, his breath unnervingly cool against Hater’s neck. “Should I go away?”
     “Don’t you fucking dare,” Hater replied.

No, no, no, no, you guys aren’t going to suck me into another fandom like what happened with JupiterxEarth and the Milkyway fandom nope, nope…….Ah fuck I’m shipping anons now whyyyyyyyyy?

Oh gods….it’s gotten 5000000% better since I last saw it! XD 

is there any Cute anon and Sexy anon art or fic somewhere?

meeya87:

dracosplayground:

akoaykayumanggi:

moniquill:

moniquill:

ladywaflles:

littlemotherfucker:

viktorserket:

asksweetstalker:

ask-vendorman:

askswagslender:

sinfulnekorose:

icicle-frost:

meexart:

causeallidoisdance:

connormpreg:

littlemotherfucker:

iwwantyourglub:

makararousal:

theladystache:

yeah. here you go Tumblr.

I wonder when people will start shipping them.

i wwish i could get some sexy anons i got mostly cute ones

dont get me wwrong i lovve em just

dat sexy anon

hater/creepy otp

otp. also shipped sexy with loud just because babies

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

AHAHAHA

OMG I couldn’t help it XD

nope I’m done. so done

TUMBLR YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME START DRAWING ANON COUPLES FUCKING STOP ASOIDFJAWE OMFG

^^ THIS ^^ 

I have my new art project…

(perfeeeeCCCT)

OMG OMG OMG I’m hyper ventilating fromthis ohjegusjkegjnkrefjhioktrjiokrtjmnoiphbjrmtoik

iT GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT 

Yo this NEEDS some fic to clarify the images because right now it’s not looking super consenty.

And here I am again, caving to my own demands:

     Hater had just gotten home from a long day sending ‘LOL THIS SUX WATER U STUPID?’ to a vast array of inboxes. He closed the door and before he could even unzip his hoodie something grabbed him from behind. Hater flailed wildly, attempting to throw a punch only to have it connect with a dark, writhing mass. It flowed around him and abruptly he found the smiling eyeless face of Creepy under his hand. It was fucked up when Creepy just shape shifted like that, and Hater pulled his hands back.

      “Shit, Creepy!” Hater huffed. Creepy only grinned.

      “Welcome home,” Creepy purred “Bad day today? You feel so…tense…”

      Creepy’s tendrils moved sinuously along Hater’s back, and he found himself sighing.

      “A bunch of these touchy SJA assholes teamed up and got me banned and then one of them found my facebook and now they’re all just reblogging my name over and over.”

      “Tragic,” Creepy said, flowing around him. “Perhaps I can think of something to…ease your mind…”

      “You can’t keep doing this,” Hater said, feeling his face flush, leaning back against Creepy’s flowing form as one of Creepy’s tendrils found its way under the edge of his hoodie. “Breaking and enter is-”

      “Creepy? I did leave you a note this morning.”

      “Shut up,” Hater said, unbuttoning his fly.

      “Oh does that mean I’m not invited anymore?” Creepy hissed, his breath unnervingly cool against Hater’s neck. “Should I go away?”

     “Don’t you fucking dare,” Hater replied.

No, no, no, no, you guys aren’t going to suck me into another fandom like what happened with JupiterxEarth and the Milkyway fandom nope, nope…….Ah fuck I’m shipping anons now whyyyyyyyyy?

Oh gods….it’s gotten 5000000% better since I last saw it! XD 

is there any Cute anon and Sexy anon art or fic somewhere?

TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:

ailea:

digitalfisticuffs:

boazpriestly:

blueberrytoast:

boazpriestly:

presidentjesus:

As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.

And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”

Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.

Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows. 

I found this oddly arousing.

savi-bunny:

whitestuffknowslimits:

masterxroshy:

greyscalemates:

archaic-ramblings-of-a-llama:

swaggamander:

i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other

I like my men how I like my girls

Pretty and witty and gay

theme