Everyone on Tumblr is a pirate.

thefremen:

electricdeathtulips:

makiba:

We spend all of our time talking about canon


Ships

and booty

We also all download things illegally. 

Also pretty much the only thing we do here is Parlay. 

Noises fangirls make:

youdontknowobsessed:

  • *pterodactyl screeching*
  • *screaming*
  • *ugly sobbing*
  • *squealing*
  • *asdfkl;kdhgakjsdhj*
  • *gasping*
  • *whale sounds*
typicaloddities:

multishipperpirateking:

tornadoofpwning:

lord-kitschener:

hurryupmerlin:

I ship it.

You can just feel the subtext.

Look at all that unresolved sexual tension.

No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t reach. He saw something magical in that large, grey eye that he found hard to explain.
“Victor, I… I need you.”
“I’m trying Victoria”
“I don’t want to be alone.”
“I’m here.”
So they sit together, endlessly gazing at one another in the hope that someday they will be brought closer, until maybe one day their circuits will entwine and they will be free.

Tumblr: shipping whatever we can get our hands on since 2007.

typicaloddities:

multishipperpirateking:

tornadoofpwning:

lord-kitschener:

hurryupmerlin:

I ship it.

You can just feel the subtext.

Look at all that unresolved sexual tension.

No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t reach. He saw something magical in that large, grey eye that he found hard to explain.

“Victor, I… I need you.”

“I’m trying Victoria”

“I don’t want to be alone.”

“I’m here.”

So they sit together, endlessly gazing at one another in the hope that someday they will be brought closer, until maybe one day their circuits will entwine and they will be free.

Tumblr: shipping whatever we can get our hands on since 2007.

ryuutsu:

mayra-quijotesca:

stormthecitadel:

jesus-o-tier:

cyborgpony:

So true…

so
damn true


your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY

Accurate.

ryuutsu:

mayra-quijotesca:

stormthecitadel:

jesus-o-tier:

cyborgpony:

So true…

so

damn true

your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY

Accurate.

copperbooms:

do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary

thoooooooooooooor:


#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

Unknown ship:

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

Ship remains non-canon?

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

You ALMOST Ship something:

All your friends ship crazy things:

Going down with your ship:

Someone ships something you don’t ship:

Someone insults your ship:

Ship becomes canon:

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

thoooooooooooooor:

#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

Unknown ship:

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

Ship remains non-canon?

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

You ALMOST Ship something:

All your friends ship crazy things:

Going down with your ship:

Someone ships something you don’t ship:

Someone insults your ship:

Ship becomes canon:

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

wateryweasel:

thesirensisters:

wanderection:

x.

Now there’s a smart person if ever I saw one.

This explains like…every ship war in every fandom ever. 

When people say my OTP isn’t real.

kpoporgtfo:

meandmylittlevoices:

Sometimes you just want your OTP to be cute together.

Sometimes you just want your OTP to kiss.

Sometimes you just want your OTP to go through a hard time, but come out of it OK.

And then..

Sometimes you just want your OTP TO FUCK HARD.

Explaining OTPs.

rantsomnotes:

Person: “I don’t get it, what’s an ‘OTP’?”

Me: “It stands for ‘One True Pairing’.”

Person: “Oh, so you only can have one?”

Me:

theme