answer to any conflicting ship situation: threesome
#me in everyday life
We spend all of our time talking about canon
We also all download things illegally.
Also pretty much the only thing we do here is Parlay.
- *pterodactyl screeching*
- *ugly sobbing*
- *whale sounds*
I ship it.
You can just feel the subtext.
Look at all that unresolved sexual tension.
No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t reach. He saw something magical in that large, grey eye that he found hard to explain.
“Victor, I… I need you.”
“I’m trying Victoria”
“I don’t want to be alone.”
So they sit together, endlessly gazing at one another in the hope that someday they will be brought closer, until maybe one day their circuits will entwine and they will be free.
Tumblr: shipping whatever we can get our hands on since 2007.
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary
Trying to get other people to ship your ship:
Ship remains non-canon?
Ship remains non-canon part 2:
You ALMOST Ship something:
All your friends ship crazy things:
Going down with your ship:
Someone ships something you don’t ship:
Someone insults your ship:
Ship becomes canon:
What is the conclusion? Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.
Now there’s a smart person if ever I saw one.
This explains like…every ship war in every fandom ever.
Sometimes you just want your OTP to be cute together.
Sometimes you just want your OTP to kiss.
Sometimes you just want your OTP to go through a hard time, but come out of it OK.
Sometimes you just want your OTP TO FUCK HARD.
Person: “I don’t get it, what’s an ‘OTP’?”
Me: “It stands for ‘One True Pairing’.”
Person: “Oh, so you only can have one?”