odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
George Clooney’s Batman will forever be remembered for his nipples. What will your Spider-man be remembered for?
#definitely your ass.
Ex queen turned pirate being hunted down by the king’s men and naming her all female ship “the clit” and when asked why she replies, because the king will never find it.
Rival lesbian pirate finds ship immediately. Alliance is formed in no time.
So I may have jumped on a certain bandwagon.
Art&Animation by Todd Lockwood
It literally just occurred to me watching this that the head tracking thing birds do keeps their heads from bobbling around while they fly.
Of course you had a gif of a guy shaking a chicken.
if you enjoy fantasy art though, definitely follow that link; todd lockwood is fucking amazing.
In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.
"we have incompatible genitals" is now my favorite excuse.
cyborgraptor is this you
Found a better use for the wine glasses
That’s a martini glass
I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery
Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH
This dog barks like a person screaming for his life. [via]
their neighbors must be terrified.
*wag wag wag*
*happy dog face*
*BLOODCURDLING DEATH SCREECH*
*wag wag wag*
oh my god i am in tears
im literally crying oh my god