I have
no idea
what you’re
talking about
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This is my pitch for the sitcom “Loki’d”
Where they all become room mates and everyone hates Loki (except Thor doi) and so they are grumpy, but he also hates all of them so the twist is that Loki himself is constantly trolled.
Bruce is always Hulk cus he can’t tolerate Loki, but he is like, sophisticated Hulk cus he is trying really hard not to rage.
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Watching the Avengers with my grandma has been the most rewarding experience ever. We’re only about halfway through the movie, but she has been enjoying it thoroughly. She has a bad-but-amusing habit of talking through movies, so I’m sharing some of her words of wisdom.
Grandma on Steve Rogers:
Grandma: Would you look at that ass. God bless America.Grandma on Tony Stark:
Grandma: He’s my favorite. He’s the fun one.Grandma on SHIELD:
Grandma: See, even spies can be polite. That Samuel L. Jackson teaches them well.Grandma on Loki:
Grandma: For a guy named Lucky, he’s not very lucky, is he?Grandma on Captain America:
Grandma: He’s like a preschool teacher with an angel’s ass. Goddamn.Grandma on Natasha and Clint:
Grandma: When are they going to kiss?
Me: They’re not going to kiss.
Grandma: Well, that’s a ripoff.CONCLUSION: my grandmother is fandom.
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Blueberry?
So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.
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Am I the only one who noticed Scarlett Johansson was a man for half a second….
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avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner
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アベンジャーズ痛タオル作ってみた by 二度 on pixiv
Can I make this to be my Anime pillow =.,=
can these be on my wall? I want to do sexual things to that Steve…
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My new favorite book.
Clint, is that background actually your mobile and your wallpain- OH MY GOD THOR THE BARS OF YOUR BED
sdgdsgasdgdafs
Natasha’s pillow!
This is just too cute, I just- I can’t <3
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Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.
oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:
OMG YES
I’m done. Just…so done.
PERFECTION.
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My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
ALL OF THE HEADCANON IS ACCEPTED
SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS I LOVE THIS
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what have I done
Not sorry at all
I am so 110% done
COULSON AS CAPT’S WIFE
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C- Clintasha: “This is just like Budapest all over again” “You and I remember Budapest very differently”.
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