Watching the Avengers with my grandma has been the most rewarding experience ever. We’re only about halfway through the movie, but she has been enjoying it thoroughly. She has a bad-but-amusing habit of talking through movies, so I’m sharing some of her words of wisdom.
Grandma on Steve Rogers:
Grandma: Would you look at that ass. God bless America.
Grandma on Tony Stark:
Grandma: He’s my favorite. He’s the fun one.
Grandma on SHIELD:
Grandma: See, even spies can be polite. That Samuel L. Jackson teaches them well.
Grandma on Loki:
Grandma: For a guy named Lucky, he’s not very lucky, is he?
Grandma on Captain America:
Grandma: He’s like a preschool teacher with an angel’s ass. Goddamn.
Grandma on Natasha and Clint:
Grandma: When are they going to kiss?
Me: They’re not going to kiss.
Grandma: Well, that’s a ripoff.
CONCLUSION: my grandmother is fandom.