I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH
"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"
"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"
omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it
Happy 94th Birthday, Steve Rogers!
Happy 95th Birthday, Steve Rogers!
I don’t know… I mean, this is the villain:
This is my pitch for the sitcom “Loki’d”
Where they all become room mates and everyone hates Loki (except Thor doi) and so they are grumpy, but he also hates all of them so the twist is that Loki himself is constantly trolled.
Bruce is always Hulk cus he can’t tolerate Loki, but he is like, sophisticated Hulk cus he is trying really hard not to rage.
Watching the Avengers with my grandma has been the most rewarding experience ever. We’re only about halfway through the movie, but she has been enjoying it thoroughly. She has a bad-but-amusing habit of talking through movies, so I’m sharing some of her words of wisdom.
Grandma on Steve Rogers:
Grandma: Would you look at that ass. God bless America.
Grandma on Tony Stark:
Grandma: He’s my favorite. He’s the fun one.
Grandma on SHIELD:
Grandma: See, even spies can be polite. That Samuel L. Jackson teaches them well.
Grandma on Loki:
Grandma: For a guy named Lucky, he’s not very lucky, is he?
Grandma on Captain America:
Grandma: He’s like a preschool teacher with an angel’s ass. Goddamn.
Grandma on Natasha and Clint:
Grandma: When are they going to kiss?
Me: They’re not going to kiss.
Grandma: Well, that’s a ripoff.
CONCLUSION: my grandmother is fandom.
So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.
Am I the only one who noticed Scarlett Johansson was a man for half a second….
Could have been worse. Could have been the Macarena.
Can I make this to be my Anime pillow =.,=
can these be on my wall? I want to do sexual things to that Steve…