mamalaz:

Steampunk Avengers

In which Tony is a former weapons manufacturer with his faithful automaton Jarvis, the hellicarrier is a mechanical balloon and the Avengers are a group drawn together by a new villain.

assvengers:

"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"

"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"

omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it

    Avengers Drinking Game. Drink Every Time:

  •  Bruce says "The other guy."
  •  Tony gives someone a nickname.
  •  Steve says "Ma'm," "Son," etc.
  •  Any time anyone doesn't understand a reference.
  •  Every butt shot. If there is more than one butt in the frame then you must drink for the number of butts in the shot.
  • Optional: 
  •  Every time you can tell Nick Fury wants to say "Mother fucker," but can't because he's in a pg-13 movie.
  •  Coulson fanboys over Steve.
  •  Loki says "Kneel."
crazypeoplejail:

crazypeoplejail:

Happy 94th Birthday, Steve Rogers!


Happy 95th Birthday, Steve Rogers! 

crazypeoplejail:

crazypeoplejail:

Happy 94th Birthday, Steve Rogers!

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Happy 95th Birthday, Steve Rogers! 

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tessandloki-stole-the-tardis:

mrsmischief:

thornsprite:

…We’re fucked.

I don’t know… I mean, this is the villain:

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#BEST #POST #EVER

lettiebobettie:

This is my pitch for the sitcom “Loki’d”
Where they all become room mates and everyone hates Loki (except Thor doi) and so they are grumpy, but he also hates all of them so the twist is that Loki himself is constantly trolled.
Bruce is always Hulk cus he can’t tolerate Loki, but he is like, sophisticated Hulk cus he is trying really hard not to rage.

lettiebobettie:

This is my pitch for the sitcom “Loki’d”

Where they all become room mates and everyone hates Loki (except Thor doi) and so they are grumpy, but he also hates all of them so the twist is that Loki himself is constantly trolled.

Bruce is always Hulk cus he can’t tolerate Loki, but he is like, sophisticated Hulk cus he is trying really hard not to rage.

quipquipquip:

Watching the Avengers with my grandma has been the most rewarding experience ever. We’re only about halfway through the movie, but she has been enjoying it thoroughly. She has a bad-but-amusing habit of talking through movies, so I’m sharing some of her words of wisdom.

Grandma on Steve Rogers:
Grandma: Would you look at that ass. God bless America.

Grandma on Tony Stark:
Grandma: He’s my favorite. He’s the fun one.

Grandma on SHIELD:
Grandma: See, even spies can be polite. That Samuel L. Jackson teaches them well.

Grandma on Loki:
Grandma: For a guy named Lucky, he’s not very lucky, is he?

Grandma on Captain America:
Grandma: He’s like a preschool teacher with an angel’s ass. Goddamn.

Grandma on Natasha and Clint:
Grandma: When are they going to kiss?
Me: They’re not going to kiss.
Grandma: Well, that’s a ripoff.

CONCLUSION: my grandmother is fandom.

lustrousjaybird:

nomarion:

Blueberry?

So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.

deceiving-light:

Am I the only one who noticed Scarlett Johansson was a man for half a second….
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