Matt is a pimp
Jac is his bitch
Matt also thinks he’s much smaller than he actually is (his ass has already destroyed one basket)
And Jac sleeps like the dead
So we finally got Matt fixed!
He’s taking it pretty well
We had to get him fixed, because I was set on getting a new kitten
I ended up with two
Meet Jac (short for Jacquelyn) (left) and Jill (right)
Jac was supposed to be the only one I got, but mom really likes Jill so I managed to noodle her into getting both~
More kitties under cut!
So as a slightly early birthday present I got taken out to eat and to see The Bourne Legacy (yay!). But as the movie started later than planned we spent a little time at an amazing garden shop where I got some really nice herbs for a great price.
I decided to pick up some catnip because it supposedly makes good tea (and I wanted to see my Matt’s reaction) Good gods I think he might be high. He’s done nothing but rubbed his face against it and drooled all over the couch cover since he caught a whiff. And he’s so stupidly cuddly right now I’m not sure how to act.
Catnip: The only thing that makes my cat love me.
My cat just crawled to the edge of the bed and was staring so intently at the floor that I decided to crawl to lay beside him. After about a minute of seeing absolutely nothing on the floor, I decided to, you know, logically, ask what the hell he was staring at. I ‘psssst-ed’ and ‘hey-ed’ and asked what we were staring at for about thirty seconds before he finally looked over at me with a wide eyed serious expression that could only be read as ‘would you shut the fuck up you stupid bitch’
I promptly pouted and backed away from the edge of the bed. He went right back to staring at the floor.
chimericalvagary replied to your post: I think…. my cat just sprayed my bed.. I got done…
omg, are are you trying to set your cat up in a gay cat romance so that he won’t pee on your belongings? ew, though. ew. maybe get him fixed?
Well they both obviously need to get laid. And I don’t know of any female cats in the neighborhood XD
lol I am now considering getting him fixed because just a couple hours after that he sprayed my uncles leg… And it’s weird because he’s never, ever sprayed before, but I get he’s just finally hitting that stage.
Gods, I still remember him as a kitten~
-cries- My baby has grown up so fast!
I think…. my cat just sprayed my bed..
I got done masturbating and he came into the room and was cuddling me
Maybe a little more than usual
But now… there’s this smell…..
Good thing I was already planning to clean the sheets and shit today