My cat just crawled to the edge of the bed and was staring so intently at the floor that I decided to crawl to lay beside him. After about a minute of seeing absolutely nothing on the floor, I decided to, you know, logically, ask what the hell he was staring at. I ‘psssst-ed’ and ‘hey-ed’ and asked what we were staring at for about thirty seconds before he finally looked over at me with a wide eyed serious expression that could only be read as ‘would you shut the fuck up you stupid bitch’

I promptly pouted and backed away from the edge of the bed. He went right back to staring at the floor.