kirkspocks:

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

andrewgarfielddaily:

George Clooney’s Batman will forever be remembered for his nipples. What will your Spider-man be remembered for?

#definitely your ass.

agent-hils-coulson:

maski:

Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans about Jeremy Renner. (x)

HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT

UM

mechinaries:

magical creatures helping other magical creatures (✿◡‿◡)

aspidosecalis:

incompleteicarus:

Ex queen turned pirate being hunted down by the king’s men and naming her all female ship “the clit” and when asked why she replies, because the king will never find it.

Rival lesbian pirate finds ship immediately. Alliance is formed in no time.

Avatar: The Last Airbender + text posts part 2 [part 1 here]

[Credit for screenshots here]

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

We’ve known each other for almost two years now. And yeah, in that time I’ve given a lot of speeches, but they all have one thing in common: they’re all different. 

scribbledit:

Since we never ended up finishing the meme, I thought I’d just post this finally
This was a three-way collab 
Sketch by b-tandoodlez
Line-Art by ladymangoberry
Colors by scribbledit
TimKon kiss in the morning sun c:

scribbledit:

Since we never ended up finishing the meme, I thought I’d just post this finally

This was a three-way collab 

Sketch by b-tandoodlez

Line-Art by ladymangoberry

Colors by scribbledit

TimKon kiss in the morning sun c:



I can’t believe a year ago my purpose in life was hunting you down. And now…
And now we’re friends.
Yeah, we are friends.

I can’t believe a year ago my purpose in life was hunting you down. And now…

And now we’re friends.

Yeah, we are friends.

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